In Wake of Shootings, CNN to Launch New Network

[This piece is written as cultural commentary. None of it is true. Yet.] Bowing to the lamentable but undeniable frequency of mass shootings across the United States, but mindful that the coverage of those shootings necessarily impacts and often excludes coverage of other concurrent, important news and events, CNN today announced the imminent launch of an adjunct network: CNN-Shooting (CNN-S). CNN-S will provide 24-hour, real-time coverage of all mass shootings, freeing parent-network CNN to [...]

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